jueves, 22 de agosto de 2013
Joke of Policemen
Joke of Policemen
A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman.
The policeman said, `Take that sheep to the zoo, now.`
Next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.
The policeman stops the guy and says, `What on earth are you doing with that
sheep?`
The guy says, `What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and now I`m
taking him to the movies.`
A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a
uniformed policeman and said, `I`ve lost my dad!`
The cop asked, `What`s he like?`
The little boy replied, `Beer and women with big boobs.
A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When
he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the
restaurant. A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The
panda bear tells the policeman that he`s innocent and, if he didn`t believe
him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up
`panda bear.` It says, `Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves.
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes
on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. `I can`t
do that, officer.` `Why not?` `Because I`m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma
attack if I blow into that tube.` `Okay, we`ll just get a urine sample down at
the station.` `Can`t do that either, officer.` `Why not?` `Because I`m a
diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.` `Alright, we could
get a blood sample.` `Can`t do that either, officer.` `Why not?` `Because I`m a
hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.` `Fine then, just walk this white line.`
`Can`t do that either, officer.` `Why not?` `Because I`m drunk.
A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman. The policeman
said, `Take that sheep to the zoo, now.`Next day the policeman sees the man
with the sheep again.The policeman stops the guy and says, `What on earth are
you doing with that sheep?`The guy says, `What is there to do? Yesterday I took
him to the zoo and now I``m taking him to the movies.
The drunk driver says, "Ossssifer, you need to get your
records straight. You just asked me for my license, but you took it away
yesterday!"
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