jueves, 22 de agosto de 2013
Jokes of Blondes
Jokes of Blondes
Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the
passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde
looks out the window and says, `Yes. No. Yes. No.
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.
Knock
Knock
Who`s
there?
Yo
mama.
Yo
mama who?
Yo
blonde redneck mama who crossed the road to walk into a bar and screw in a
lightbulb - you know your fat, dumb, drunk, crooked-politician lawyer mama, who
pleasures 12 inch pianists.
Two
blondes are waiting at a bus stop.
When
a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the
bus driver:`Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?`
The
bus driver shakes his head and says,`No, I`m sorry.`
At
this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: `Will it take ME?`
A
beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach
section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first
class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and
more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant
checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.
The
blond replies, `I`m young, blond and beautiful, and I`m going to sit here all
the way to LA.`
Flustered,
the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond
problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in
coach.
Again,
the blond replies, `I`m young, blond and beautiful, and I`m going to sit here
all the way to LA.`
The
captain doesn`t want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to
discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond
girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and
briefly whispers something into the blonde`s ear.
She
immediately gets up, says, `Thank you so much,` hugs the co-pilot, and rushes
back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were
watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the
woman.
He
replies, `I just told her that the first class section isn`t going to LA.
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