domingo, 18 de agosto de 2013
Good Jokes
Good Jokes
What’s black and white and red all over.
A newspaper.
What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it?
It lets out a little whine.
What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
What’s black, white, black, white, black, white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
There are 3 types of people.
Those who can count and those who can’t.
How many sound check guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Two. One, Two. One.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Cause he had a lot of problems
Why was the little strawberry crying?
Because his parents were in a jam.
It’s not hard to meet expenses.
They’re everywhere.
What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a hamburger?
Fast Food!
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